Dear Jeep Compass, Riding My Butt -
This. is. suburbia. Also, it's 10:45 in the morning. There is no reason for you to hurry on up to my bumper, all friendly-like.
1) It's a 30 mph construction zone.
2) Cops are everywhere.
3) I moved here to avoid interactions such as this.
4) My son is very tired, and is screaming in the backseat.
Don't make me go all "LA Freeway Cutthroat A-Hole Mom" on you, mmmkay?
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Wednesday, September 14, 2011
The Bigger the SUV, The Smaller the Woman Driving It
Dear Jeep Compass, Riding My Butt -
This. is. suburbia. Also, it's 10:45 in the morning. There is no reason for you to hurry on up to my bumper, all friendly-like.
1) It's a 30 mph construction zone.
2) Cops are everywhere.
3) I moved here to avoid interactions such as this.
4) My son is very tired, and is screaming in the backseat.
Don't make me go all "LA Freeway Cutthroat A-Hole Mom" on you, mmmkay?
This. is. suburbia. Also, it's 10:45 in the morning. There is no reason for you to hurry on up to my bumper, all friendly-like.
1) It's a 30 mph construction zone.
2) Cops are everywhere.
3) I moved here to avoid interactions such as this.
4) My son is very tired, and is screaming in the backseat.
Don't make me go all "LA Freeway Cutthroat A-Hole Mom" on you, mmmkay?
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