Wednesday, September 28, 2011

The Truth of My Husband's Profession

Single parent duty sucks, guys. It just sucks.
Especially when your child is speedballing Tyenol/Advil cocktails to function, while teething.
*Okay, so pain meds aren't stimulants, but the phrase "speedball" sounds much more edgy than "medically appropriate alternating doses of _____ and _____."

On top of all that, I'm a pretty paranoid gal. The ice machine, which I turned on myself earlier today, just dumped its new load of perfect ice cubes. I about crapped my pants, because God knows that most serial killers/child abductors/rapists lurk inside your freezer, just waiting for you to pull out tomorrow's main course to defrost. So that they can kill you. Yep, paranoid.

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Wednesday, September 28, 2011

The Truth of My Husband's Profession

Single parent duty sucks, guys. It just sucks.
Especially when your child is speedballing Tyenol/Advil cocktails to function, while teething.
*Okay, so pain meds aren't stimulants, but the phrase "speedball" sounds much more edgy than "medically appropriate alternating doses of _____ and _____."

On top of all that, I'm a pretty paranoid gal. The ice machine, which I turned on myself earlier today, just dumped its new load of perfect ice cubes. I about crapped my pants, because God knows that most serial killers/child abductors/rapists lurk inside your freezer, just waiting for you to pull out tomorrow's main course to defrost. So that they can kill you. Yep, paranoid.

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